sodomymcscurvylegs:

[AGGRESSIVELY AVOIDS USING HEALING ITEMS TO SAVE THEM FOR BOSS BATTLES.]

[AGGRESSIVELY FORGETS TO USE HEALING ITEMS DURING BOSS BATTLES.]

(via akarimomo)

If I weren’t, what kind of a butler would I be?


But really thank you nonnie xD

merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

"i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat"

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"i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work"

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"no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy"

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"i can’t-"

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(via looking-for-sea)

  • me: i am actually so happy with my life right now for once
  • next day: *everything fucks up*
  • How I greet friends on the first day of school: OH MY GOD HI I'VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH
  • How I really want to greet friends: WASSUP SLUTS GUESS WHO JUST GOT OUTTA PRISON?