- relative: so, are you dating anyone?
- me: yeah, actually! want to see them?
- relative: sure!
- relative: why are you starting up a video game
TOMORROW IM GOING TO DIDNEY WORL
- straight couple: *make out in public at random intervals in weird places*
- straight couple: *grabs each other's asses in public*
- straight couple: *are not in any way inconspicuous about the fact that they are feeling each other up in public*
- gay couple: *holds hands in public*
- straight people: that is VILE and it is CORRUPTING my entire FAMILY. my grandmother is crying. my children have all shit their pants at the same time. WHO WILL THINK OF THE CHILDREN
what do you call your upperclassman who likes math
FUCK THIS JOKE
I wonder what I’ll have for breakfast tomorrow?
Maybe a hot, fresh bowl of not at Comic Con